School Setting Aficionado Mugs

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Start of the school year

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'