School Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

'I suppose you say that it fits like a glove because it covers his hands!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Tuck Shop

"Finally...school starts next week."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Lady in Blue Dress

Classroom.

Bell ringer.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'