School Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

'I suppose you say that it fits like a glove because it covers his hands!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Back to school.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Tuck Shop

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

Bell ringer.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Lady in Blue Dress

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'