School Shopping Enthusiasts Gifts

Cost of Education.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Tuck Shop

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'