School Shopping Enthusiasts Gifts

Cost of Education.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Tuck Shop

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'