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"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

High School

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Quick! Play dead!'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'