School Simulator Gifts

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Computer Room.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Three more years of high school."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Court's in recess!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'This test doesn't understand me.'