Young Scout Gifts

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Would you like some wings?"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Scouts made this for me

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.