Boy Scouts Gifts

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the Scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'The Torch Holder'.

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Scouts made this for me

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'