Boy Scout Leader Gifts

"I hope you all brought books to read."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'Boy scout merit badges.'

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

School trip little porters.

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

A salute of scouts

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

Scout Stuff.

'How many merit badges do you have?'