Boy Scout Insider Gifts

'Woodsman, first aid, swimming...Karma Sutra.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Super hero dog.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

'The Torch Holder'.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Scouts made this for me

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'