Boy Scout Fan Gifts

'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Cowboy Trump

The Drone Ranger

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.