Boy Scout Fan Pillows

'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Cowboy Trump

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

The Drone Ranger

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

'I have to take this call right now. Just go on across the street and text me so I'll know you made it okay.'