Former Boy Scout Appreciator Pillows

"He used to be a boy scout, but it looks like he's no longer trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'As a department manager, it's my job to find out my staff members' talents and to appoint them to the place they're best at.'

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

"I wish I'd never mentioned that he had a stone in his hoof!"

"Sorry, but we are not allowed to help anyone across the road due to liabilities."

'You're welcome, Ma'am! Besides, this is on my way!'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

'Woodsman, first aid, swimming...Karma Sutra.'

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"He's trustworthy, loyal, obedient, cheerful, and all that, but he leans to the left."

"Cookies? Does it look like I need any damn cookies!?"

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

"Be prepared I said, but did anyone listen?"