Scout Advocate Pillows

'Sure, he's cheerful, obedient, thrifty, brave, kind, courteous, trustworthy, helpful, friendly, and loyal, but he never has any money.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Get Your Shot

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Stop with racism in sport!

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Progress.

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Beijing 2022

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'