Scouting Supporter Gifts

"He's trustworthy, loyal, obedient, cheerful, and all that, but he leans to the left."

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

Scout Stuff.

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'