Scouting Supporter Gifts

"He's trustworthy, loyal, obedient, cheerful, and all that, but he leans to the left."

'How many merit badges do you have?'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Scout Stuff.

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'