Scouting Advocate Gifts

"Be prepared I said, but did anyone listen?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

US election postal vote controversy

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Stop with racism in sport!

I voted.

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Never on Sunday

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

Get Your Shot

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'