Scout Leaders Gifts

"Siri, lead us in song."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"