Scouting Master Gifts

"I already have my crossing-the-street badge. How about I set up your Twitter feed?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Scouts made this for me

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Boy squashed under lawn roller.