Scout Master Gifts

'This is my second in command, boys, and she's coming on the camping trip.'

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

"Come on, boys! Just look at all this beautiful nature surrounding us!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

School trip little porters.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Help, my zip stuck!"