Scout Master In Training Gifts

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Scouts made this for me

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'