Scout Master In Training Prints

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

A salute of scouts

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Scouts made this for me

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'Some scout he is!'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'