Scout Leader Gifts

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

'Put it back and go and collect some proper firewood!'

Both boy scout and little old lady are run over while boy scout helped the little old lady cross the street.

Scout Stuff.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'We're roughing it... no WIFI.'

Venture scouts/Venture capitalists.

'Hey, YOU! Stop leaning on MY tree!'

"Do you know 'Everything but the kitchen sink' is an expression, not a challenge, right?!"

Free Fall Badges for Scouts

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'I guess we've run out of patrol!'

A salute of scouts

Guru to scout: Be prepared!

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Always be prepared."

'If your daughter can join my son's boy scouts, then I can be a girl scout den mother.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Yeti Winter Winter Campout

"Now you're prepared."

"I'm helping the scouts with requirements on this campout."

"I've tried cool phrases like "Teamwork makes the dream work," but it isn't working. What could be wrong?"

"If you like it now imagine how good it will be when it's cooked!"

"That noise was just some scouts pitching tents!"

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

"I'm snow-bored!"

"Sorry, we already have enough of these guys on the ark!"

Scouts made this for me

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Rookie Mistake