Scout Supporter Gifts

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Wanna buy a box of girl scout cooties? Kyra.

"Sorry, but we are not allowed to help anyone across the road due to liabilities."

"I wish I'd never mentioned that he had a stone in his hoof!"

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

"And my offering to help you across the street in no way is reflection of your age."

"Cookies? Does it look like I need any damn cookies!?"

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

Girl Guides.

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

"Wow! Timmy wasn't kidding when he said to meet him at Hiffman Praire, to see something big for his aviation badge!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."