Scoutmaster Sidekick Gifts

Garage. Tell the scoutmaster we fixed his broken horn. Beep repaired!

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Big Football

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'