Sidekick Gifts

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Sidekick speed matching service.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Batman and Robin

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"