Pet Sidekick Gifts

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Sidekick speed matching service.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Batman and Robin

That rooster is always with him. Yeah, Superman never goes anywhere without his capon!

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

Lars, there's something I need to tell you. Erp. Oh, excuse me, Linda. When my stomach senses yet another breakup speech, I get gas.

"What's wrong, Nora?"

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"Just a temp, Commissioner. Robin's feeling under the weather."