Animal Sidekick Fan Gifts

That rooster is always with him. Yeah, Superman never goes anywhere without his capon!

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."