Animal Sidekick Fan T-Shirts

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Have you tried biting him?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Charlotte's web-cam'