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"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Big Football

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Sidekick speed matching service.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Buckaroo Rogers

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"No, Rex. Go home."

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."