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"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Sidekick speed matching service.

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

Batman and Robin

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

That rooster is always with him. Yeah, Superman never goes anywhere without his capon!

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

Lars, there's something I need to tell you. Erp. Oh, excuse me, Linda. When my stomach senses yet another breakup speech, I get gas.

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"Just a temp, Commissioner. Robin's feeling under the weather."