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"What's wrong, Nora?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Sidekick speed matching service.

Writer's Strike

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

'I wouldn't worry about not brushing before bed if it was just the one night, Mr. Van Winkle.'

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

"This one is broken."

'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Batman and Robin

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

Lars, there's something I need to tell you. Erp. Oh, excuse me, Linda. When my stomach senses yet another breakup speech, I get gas.

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.