Animal Attitude Fan Gifts

Deer Crossing With Attitude

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm a monster."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Antler Buzzers.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."