Animal Attitude Fan Prints

Deer Crossing With Attitude

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Antler Buzzers.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I'm a monster."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.