Sidekick Supporter Gifts

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Buckaroo Rogers

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

Dugout sale!

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

"Enjoy your game dear?"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'

Scrum Cam

'Bobby, it's Dad! Look up and start running to your left, now!'

Basketball