Sidekick Supporters Gifts

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Big Football

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

Dugout sale!

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

"Enjoy your game dear?"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

Basketball

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'

Scrum Cam