Sidekick Supporters Pillows

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

Sidekick speed matching service.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Dugout sale!

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

"Enjoy your game dear?"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'

Scrum Cam

Basketball