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"No, Rex. Go home."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

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"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

'Frankly Ron, I haven't been completely loyal.'

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

'As I said at all my previous seventeen clubs, I'm a footballer, not a mercenary.'

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

"Still, Edgar, you were loyal longer than most, and I'd like to thank you for that."