Sports Sidekick Gifts

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"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

When Chemists take acid trips.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Batman and Robin

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Buckaroo Rogers

That rooster is always with him. Yeah, Superman never goes anywhere without his capon!

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"