Soccer Sidekick Gifts

Big Football

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Sidekick speed matching service.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Buckaroo Rogers

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."