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Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Sidekick speed matching service.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Batman and Robin

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"