Slithery Sidekick Gifts

Searching for that perfect gift for your slithery sidekick? Our collection features witty, creative items that highlight their sneaky, clever nature. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a quirky T-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find a playful way to say you appreciate their sneaky brilliance. Perfect for reptile enthusiasts, secretive friends, or anyone with a love for all things sneaky and clever, these items add a touch of humor and personality to any gift-giving occasion.

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"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2 mockup

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

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"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner." mockup

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

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Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often! mockup

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

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There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman. mockup

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

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Big Football

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"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right." mockup

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

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Sidekick speed matching service.

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Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing! mockup

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

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'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.' mockup

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

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'It's a duet yourself project.'

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'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.' mockup

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

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"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin." mockup

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

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'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man' mockup

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

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He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure. mockup

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

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"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!" mockup

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

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"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh." mockup

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

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"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?" mockup

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

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Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day mockup

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

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We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy. mockup

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

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Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

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'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...' mockup

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

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'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.' mockup

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

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Buckaroo Rogers

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"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet." mockup

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

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"What's wrong, Nora?"

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"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!" mockup

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

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Slithery Sidekick Gifts Collection

Slithery Sidekick Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that capture your slithery sidekick’s clever personality—each one designed to bring a smile with every sip.

Slithery Sidekick Pillows

Bring home a cozy reminder of your sneaky sidekick with our quirky pillows—perfect for adding humor and personality to your living space.

Slithery Sidekick Prints

Spruce up your decor with our witty art prints, showcasing your clever, slithery side in vibrant, fun designs for any room.

Slithery Sidekick T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that let your sly personality shine. Perfect for casual outings or lounging, these designs celebrate your mischievous side in playful style.