Clingy Sidekick Gifts

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Sidekick speed matching service.

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Batman and Robin

That rooster is always with him. Yeah, Superman never goes anywhere without his capon!

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

Lars, there's something I need to tell you. Erp. Oh, excuse me, Linda. When my stomach senses yet another breakup speech, I get gas.

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"Just a temp, Commissioner. Robin's feeling under the weather."

"No, Rex. Go home."