Clingy Sidekick Prints

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Sidekick speed matching service.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"No, Rex. Go home."

"After the putt."