Kitchen Sidekick Gifts

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Batman and Robin

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

Lars, there's something I need to tell you. Erp. Oh, excuse me, Linda. When my stomach senses yet another breakup speech, I get gas.

"What's wrong, Nora?"

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"Just a temp, Commissioner. Robin's feeling under the weather."

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