Scoutmaster Sidekick T-Shirts

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Big Football

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Sidekick speed matching service.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!