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'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

The Bookworm

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'