Scouting Master T-Shirts

"I already have my crossing-the-street badge. How about I set up your Twitter feed?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

School trip little porters.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Whatever works for you.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"