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Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Brownie Points

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"