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"Be prepared I said, but did anyone listen?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Building a Shelter

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

US election postal vote controversy

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Stop with racism in sport!

Progress.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Get Your Shot

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."