Scoutmaster-in-training Pillows

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

The Bookworm

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

School trip little porters.

A salute of scouts

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Scouts made this for me

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

''To make a fire make a strong bow strung loosely with a shoelace. Then spin a dry soft shaft in a small block on a bone dry hardwood.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

Scout Stuff.