Boy Scout Leader Pillows

"I hope you all brought books to read."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'Boy scout merit badges.'

"So, to help us earn our navigation badges, we have attorney Murray Ashworth to guide us through the legal jungle."

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

School trip little porters.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

A salute of scouts

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Scouts made this for me

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'